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Republic of Ching

A fictional country smacked in the pacific ocean near japan. They are known for government owned strip clubs, ripping off patriotic songs, unlimited raw materials, sword traditions, invading and harassing neighbors, and hectorism, a very degenerate religion
The Republic of Ching should not rule Ching as their government are very perverted people
by pooplessccheng May 22, 2022
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Dirty Ching-chong

During oral sex, when a female licks a man’s testicles with her tongue resulting in a euphoric and pleasurable sensation. Obtaining such is described by many as one of the pinnacle moments in a man’s early upbringing.
Bob: bro Rachel sucked the skin of my d*ck last night!
Andrew: Did you get a dirty Ching-chong?
Bob: nah she just sucked me off fr.
Andrew: fucking pussy! You ain’t a G if you never got a dirty Ching-chong.
by Dirtychingchonglover46 May 25, 2022
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Ching Chong

A young Chinese child would yell "CHONG! CHING CHONG!" when he spots a calculator.
by Jack_Dinkleburg January 31, 2022
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chaa-ching

The fine white line between reality and insanity
by Lou Lou February 13, 2003
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chaa-ching

cha-chinalading
cha-chingalac*ksniff
by Lou Lou February 13, 2003
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Uncle Ching

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Ching.
Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Ching
by tryce666 January 16, 2021
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