bad chinese

1) Diarrhea that follows ingestion of poorly cooked or undercooked foot which can include, but is not limited to Oriental food.
2) Semi-solid stool directly caused by the last thing a person eats
3) Any type of food poisoning
4) Chinese food that gives the consumer the bubble butts
5) Diarrhea farts
6) Mao Tse-Tung's Revenge

Get out of my way quick! Those tacos gave me some bad chinese!

by I. Richmond December 14, 2008

Chinese Blueprint

Using a perfectly good item to repair the same broken item. Swapping parts from the known good item to the broken item. Often used when repairing complex machine such as an automobile or complicated electrical and/or mechanical machinery.

"I have no idea how to fix this piece of shit. I gotta find a working one so I can Chinese blueprint this bitch".

by tmunny127 January 29, 2015

Chinese Donut

When a chinese man pulls open a womens butt hole with chop sticks after anal sex and skeets on her butt hole, making her ass look like a chinese donut.

I love you long time, so I'm going to take these chop sticks and give you a chinese donut.

by rhino velvet February 14, 2009

Chinese Fireball

a type of Johnny Cash Ass (burning ring of fire) occurring after consumption of Chinese food.

"hey, you have been in the shitter all day."

"dude, I am suffering from a Chinese fireball since supper last night."

"ahhh, make sure you open a window."

by homerer May 11, 2009

chinese overdrive

When something like a heater or stove is turned up as hot as it can possibly go in order to heat things up in a room as quickly as possible.

"He put the stove on Chinese overdrive so that it got so hot it glowed."

"I set the oven to chinese overdrive to get it as hot as it could get."

by Kai01 March 18, 2008

Chinese Extender

The term given to the large volumes of celery and onion found in takeaway chinese food.

They use heaps of Chinese extender at that shop.

by AussieJay June 10, 2007

chinese pitchfork

The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.

Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?

Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!

Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!

Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!

by Bigstik December 11, 2013