Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

I hate children

Someone that hates children.

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.

by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023

children

Children are sexually transmitted diseases that will ruin your life.

I have too many children.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 8, 2017

Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit

Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…

by ᗴᗩᖇTᕼY-ᕼᑌᗰᗩᑎ January 5, 2022

Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop

1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!

by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025

Children

The little demons that keep you awake at night.

Children: the reason why you have that gun at your bedside table.

by Figo3 May 23, 2018

America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!

Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024