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coochie napkin

a pad or some type of device that collects blood during a female menstruation.
Omg! Give her a coochie napkin. She’s Bleeding!
by Big fat thickums yk May 17, 2021
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coochie killer

this is much like a cunt punt . when you get kicked in the vag .
"oh shit that was a coochie killer ."
by stefany084 June 28, 2006
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poochie coochie

A sex act in which a woman entices a dog to lick her vagina
Jane was lonely and used peanut butter to get a poochie coochie.
by sobesurfer January 16, 2015
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strictly for the coochie

similar to strictly clitty: means a heterosexual man interested only in a female sexual partner.
Say, have you met Bill?...he is a hairstylist, probably gay." "No way. Bill is straight, strictly for the coochie."
by JP_Mack December 21, 2010
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Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.
Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!
by gray_bossman September 13, 2019
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Coochie Dick

The stench of a mans penis when he has slept around.
Damn, I wonder if Timmy has coochie dick. He stinks!
by Eeklepussy December 28, 2020
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Coochie crawler

a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.
Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.

Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.
by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010
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