Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 09, 2022

coochie killer

this is much like a cunt punt . when you get kicked in the vag .

"oh shit that was a coochie killer ."

by stefany084 June 28, 2006

poochie coochie

A sex act in which a woman entices a dog to lick her vagina

Jane was lonely and used peanut butter to get a poochie coochie.

by sobesurfer January 16, 2015

Coochie Dick

The stench of a mans penis when he has slept around.

Damn, I wonder if Timmy has coochie dick. He stinks!

by Eeklepussy December 28, 2020

strictly for the coochie

similar to strictly clitty: means a heterosexual man interested only in a female sexual partner.

Say, have you met Bill?...he is a hairstylist, probably gay." "No way. Bill is straight, strictly for the coochie."

by JP_Mack December 21, 2010

Coochie Poof

When a lady has an over-sized pubic bush and is visible through their bathing suit bottoms and/or underwear

That fat lady over there has a coochie poof.

by d@v!d June 03, 2008

Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.

Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!

by gray_bossman September 13, 2019