Butt Slushies

Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.

"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"

"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"

Butt Slushies by Brendan Blessing July 4, 2008

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Butt skating

Pooping on a toilet for such an extended period of time in a warm temperature setting that one's legs (thighs) and/or butt starts swetting, possibly causing the person to be able to slide around while pooping as if they were on an ice skating rink

Dude, I was on the toilet crapping for over 30 minutes the other day and I started butt skating all over the toilet seat

Butt skating by Monkey lover 101 July 26, 2009

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butt six

Generally a typo of butt sex, but rarely refers to when 69 is performed in an odd fashion and the 6 actually refers to the butt rather than the sexual organs.

Butt six is nasty.

butt six by BurrowerMan November 4, 2009