Stub in the bum

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.

Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead

by Euan Haines December 29, 2020

bum kick

The sixties, so initially from the drug culture, being on a 'kick' but a bad one, so 'bum kick'. Expanded to mean being effected by any bad experience.

Man, that chick put me on such a bum kick. I was bum kicked when the bouncer put me out, man.

by larryinla December 9, 2012

Bum towels

Toilet paper, loo roll, bog roll

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll

by Auslang April 17, 2015

bum sleuth

A gay proctologist, or bum doctor. Can also be used as a slang word used for insult

My mates dad is a 'Bum Sleuth', or, 'shut it you Bum Sleuth!'

by WuddaWhist February 9, 2009

Mini-bum

Woman private part, vagina.

What a hairy mini-bum, or I'm gonna plow that mini-bum.

by Bilski May 25, 2018

Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.

Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..

by re3ja June 21, 2013

Fizzy Bum

The act of inserting an ecstasy tablet into the anus, in an attempt to maximise the effect of the drug.

Get that pill out of your mouth!

It's destined to become a Fizzy Bum, and it's headed straight for my arse.

by Edward Honda August 4, 2008