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by Dre Blanchette November 17, 2017
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Braincheck

When a girl is dying to give you some head but you just aren't in the mood for it -- you ask her for a braincheck.
Tim: Vicky really wanted to give me a blow job last night...

Ryan: So did she?

Tim: Nah, I had just hooked up with her room mate, so I asked her for a braincheck.
by J Ganthier October 13, 2008
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Blanchie

Look, it's the dumb ginger! No it's Blanchie
by Batspiderman February 4, 2015
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Carte Blanche

A situational term. This can take place in either a home with multiple roommates or an office with several coworkers. The first roommate/coworker that goes into the bathroom in the morning to lay down the first dump of the day has "carte blanche". Meaning that he/she has a blank canvas to do his work on and therefor set the tone for the day's defacation.
Keller ate tacos last night, I'm glad I got into the office early this morning to get the carte blanche.
by Rhody Furor October 25, 2008
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Brainchat

Brainchat, is when a spiritual and / or retarded person is talking to himself by moving his / her lips with no visual focus with reality and not making any kind of noise.
- Look!, mike is making a connection with his inner self

- Yep, he can sure brainchat
by iman231 October 13, 2009
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Farte Blanche

A light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an anal olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.
It was my turn underneath for a 69. I let one go and when I eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a 'Farte Blanche' that I thought he was going to pass-out!
by Razenby August 29, 2013
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blanche bonin

my little baby!!!! i love her so much. so everyone can just fuck off!!!
by ***** December 5, 2003
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