Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell is the most perfect man to ever exist, his real wife is Ida Gearson (hes been married before that) but it's actually me. 🤷 ♀️
Hes very smart and he's an amazing actor.

He was born in 1958 22nd June.

He plays the bestest character ever aka Ashley J Williams.

He is the love of my life.

"Bruce Campbell is gorgeous."
"That's literally facts."

by Blacklung1601 May 12, 2023

Master Bruce

Bruce got his parents no scoped and was slightly mad at that. He is determined to do stuff with his brain and is very smart. His butler kinda cool tho. He is also Batma......nothing.

Kid 1: wow that kids sad but has very inspiring actions
Kid 2: oh it’s prolly master bruce

by Obi-wan is life October 29, 2019

BRUCE

Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.

Dang Bruceeee show me how to groove.

by cammiam August 1, 2020

Brucing

When you forego sleep and other obligations to complete an absurd amount of work in a short amount of time. Similar to pulling an all nighter but done without a deadline and the work isn't total garbage.

Yo, James just woke up. It's 3PM!
Yea, he Bruced three new songs last night... I don't think he slept until 7AM.

Bro, I called you ten times! Why didn't you answer?
Sorry man, I was busy Brucing my first screenplay.

by 6IMBA May 29, 2019

Bruced

When a mate continuously says they're going to catch up with you and they pull out every time.

I just got Bruced by Luke again. The cunt keeps organising a catch up and pulls out last minute with another shit excuse. Every time.

by English is my 2nd language June 10, 2018

Bruce Wayned

When your parents are killed and you have to live with an elderly parent

Man, Jason got Bruce Wayned last night.
Damn, hope is he okay.

by sexybeast8008 October 7, 2016

Bruce

A transfer student from Vermont who incessantly talks about Bernie Sanders, Communism, and Russia. Suprisingly knows how to hunt, but that is his only personality trait. I am obsessed with his mother and fiance (good bag). He only owns construction hoodies

Yo why are you wearing an orange sweatshirt. Im wearing the bruce :)

by Baitmaster6969 December 6, 2021