necro-crip-peido-beastiality

a perversion invloving fucking dead-crippled-baby animals, practiced mainly in middlesboro

hey smoggy get your cock out of that dead cat, you do realise its a spacker, you pervert.

by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

Beastie Boys

Sexy Jewish boys I want to have babies with. I love their music. Who else can pull off... "See I walk, a like Jabba da hut, wit style so new y'all be like what?!" They're ultra cool because they can be funny, have good beats, good rhymes, and have a good cause at that same time.

Me: Oh my lord, the beastie boys are HAWT.
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!

by funkfunk April 28, 2006

beastify

1. the opposite of beautify;

to make appear ugly or beastly

2. to severely damage

He would beastify himself with excessive weight-training and steroids.

She was beastified by years of plastic surgery.

His affliction caused the gradual beastification of his body.

by Lee Kin Yip Tsang April 22, 2006

Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".

A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."

by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005

bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human being and a lower animal, particularly the hominid subspecies represented by ultra-conservative Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum.

Tom awoke to a pounding headache and the foul aftertaste of whiskey in his mouth, but it was not until he risked a glance behind at his snoring bedmate that he began to grasp the appalling extent of the previous night's debauch: not only was Tom now "spooning" with the Senate's most vocal homophobe, but he had engaged in an act of bestiality with same.

by Marleen L October 27, 2006