back issue

1) old news

2) something or someone that had its time, but has since faded from the scene.

1) "yeah she told me they broke up, but thats already back issue since it happened 3 weeks ago."

2) "The White Stripes? nah man, they're back issue now. Stereogram's where its at now."

by kingman June 3, 2004

back 40

a rural reference to the "40 acres behind the barn"

When George Bush returns to Crawford, Miss Laura will ask him to clear the brush on the back 40.

by Gene Bob October 22, 2004

Back to the kitchen

A phrase used to send a Basic Bitch to the kitchen when she does something so unwanted that people don't mind using a slightly sexist remark because this is the only way that can calm down a Basic Bitch.

It's not offensive or sexist to use, especially when it's used to establish peace.

See also: Begone Thot

Debra: "We should call ourself womyn, the word 'woman' is so sexist"
Rick: "Back to the kitchen"
*Debra goes back to the kitchen*

by thanksforlettingmedothis March 11, 2020

back seat betty

A female who frequently has sex on the first date or first encounter.

Britney: Hey Lohan, did you call that guy we met at the coffee house yesterday?
Lohan: Yes, we met for drinks and well sex this morning.
Britney (laughing): Sometimes you can be such a back seat betty.

Nicole: Paris, did that guy give you a ride home from the club last night?
Paris(smiling): Yes, you could say that he gave me a ride last night.
Nicole: Your family should have been in the automobile business, because you are such a back seat betty.

by atisha v January 6, 2008

Back jackin'

(băk'jăkin') v.- An approved method of masturbation in the workplace in which you use the upper posterior side of a willing co-worker to rub your genitals on in a slow, sensual motion. Grunting noises are an optional way of showing approval in your back jackee, but can make for awkward moments.

Chris, noticing Curt's lusting gaze at his boner, decided a back jackin' was imminent.

by boner gazers March 4, 2009

back pocket chick

a desperate girl who would go out with anyone. She stays in your pack pocket if u ever really need it, but most of the time u keep her tucked a way.

that girl is always around me, she is always trying get with me. Still it's nice to have a back pocket chick

by DJC2807 November 1, 2010

back burner bro

(noun) A back-burner bro, or BBB, is a relationship status whereas a woman is unsatisfied with her current man sexually, so she keeps another man "on the back burner" to keep herself satisfied, whilst maintaining an emotional relationship with the first. "Back burner bros" are by high correlation significantly better at having sex than their counterparts.

Girl 1:"How's the sex with Tony??!"
Girl 2:"It's really not as great as I was hoping it would be, but we still have a lot of fun together..."
Girl 1:"Sister, I know exactly what your going through, just get a back burner bro to keep on the side and you'll be much happier!

by negafrequency April 17, 2012