A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
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A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.
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Brittle Bones Nicky was crafty and shifty and that son of a bitch was gold
Yeah, that son of a bitch was gold
Wires got crossed when I was about 3
Dad had bloody heavy hands, used them on me
My mamma? Bless her heart, 'cause she gave me a start
She got killed, bad man, dad stiffed in a scam
Grew up in the system, bounced, couple homes
This woman Mary, gifted me hand-me-down clothes
Shy at the start, 'til this guy named Shifty
Who had 100 pounds on me called me "Brittle Bones Nicky"
A target aimed straight at my face
Big house of kids, cred is cake
Rounded up a couple bucks, got it freshly baked
Sat down to dinner
Put it right in his face
Right in his fucking face. (In his face!
You're not gonna push me around (Nooo!)
I cannot put the whole song, Cuz i can only add 1500 characters. Sorry! Look it up on google.
Brittle Bones Nicky was crafty and shifty and that son of a bitch was gold
Yeah, that son of a bitch was gold
Wires got crossed when I was about 3
Dad had bloody heavy hands, used them on me
My mamma? Bless her heart, 'cause she gave me a start
She got killed, bad man, dad stiffed in a scam
Grew up in the system, bounced, couple homes
This woman Mary, gifted me hand-me-down clothes
Shy at the start, 'til this guy named Shifty
Who had 100 pounds on me called me "Brittle Bones Nicky"
A target aimed straight at my face
Big house of kids, cred is cake
Rounded up a couple bucks, got it freshly baked
Sat down to dinner
Put it right in his face
Right in his fucking face. (In his face!
You're not gonna push me around (Nooo!)
I cannot put the whole song, Cuz i can only add 1500 characters. Sorry! Look it up on google.
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Get the brittle bones nicky mug.New York Knicks have the phrase "Bing Bong" as their chant which is of course coming from the sound of the closing doors on the New York City subway.
Now this is slightly unofficial but it has taken NYC and the Knicks by storm and is being used by everyone.
A video went viral on TikTok of a guy saying "FUCK YOUR LIFE, BING BONG" and it comes from 1-minute interviews on the sidewalk of NYC.
The youtube channel "Sidetalk" has been doing 1-minute interviews for almost 2+ years now.
Now this is slightly unofficial but it has taken NYC and the Knicks by storm and is being used by everyone.
A video went viral on TikTok of a guy saying "FUCK YOUR LIFE, BING BONG" and it comes from 1-minute interviews on the sidewalk of NYC.
The youtube channel "Sidetalk" has been doing 1-minute interviews for almost 2+ years now.
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"La Isla Bonita" (Spanish pronunciation: la ˈizla βoˈnita; English: "The Beautiful Island") is a song by the American singer Madonna from her third studio album True Blue (1986). She and Patrick Leonard co-wrote and co-produced the song, and Bruce Gaitsch provided additional songwriting. Sire Records released it as the album's final single on February 25, 1987.
"La Isla Bonita" (Spanish pronunciation: la ˈizla βoˈnita; English: "The Beautiful Island") is a song by the American singer Madonna from her third studio album True Blue (1986). She and Patrick Leonard co-wrote and co-produced the song, and Bruce Gaitsch provided additional songwriting. Sire Records released it as the album's final single on February 25, 1987.
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