August 22

whoever is born on this day believes in coca-cola supremacy.

August 22nd
Dude: Can I have a coke
Waiter: Is pepsi ok?
Dude: Are you fucking joking??? *pulls out coca-cola themed glock*

by erzywerzy September 24, 2021

August 21th

A really important person is born this day
Maybe gonna be president or something

"Bro who's born at august 21th?"
A really important person I guess..

by Nickynamy October 17, 2019

August 7th

The birthday girl can get a free pass to the boyfriends body for however long she wants

1: Hey it’s August 7th and my birthday

2: Happy Birthday and u can start wherever

by AnonDL5 April 23, 2021

August 8

Slap anyone who name start with J,A,I,D,Y,N,S,B

U can slap those ppl and get a way with it (it’s also my birthday on that day)

Slap any one on august 8

by Slap..me November 21, 2021

August 27th

August 27th, the birthday of an amazing person
if youre born on this day youre poggers

Omg dude your birthday is august 27th wow you must be so cool

Did you here? His/her/their birthday is August 27th thats so pog

by an internet loser April 28, 2021

August 20

A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot

Example: “I’m stressed so I’m going to go August 20 myself”

by heyhowudoinlilmommaletmewhispe November 2, 2019

born in august

Best people ever

People who are born in august are the best people you will ever meet

by Redd🚬 May 30, 2017