park drive

Time well spent driving around aimlessly in the park. One might enjoy the scenery and people watching while hoping someone will catch thier eye. They might also hope someone, even creepers, will holler at them. Some might be naturally offended by this but a true park driver would be thrilled. And if you are really lucky you might happen to see a rare hot skater in which it will make your day as you stalk them. Also one must bring a good cd in order to make his/her drive complete!

Park driver: oh wow there's a skater! Turn around let's drive by six more times! Omg he saw me! This isnt creepy at all!

by Lookingforahotskata July 4, 2009

driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Jackin Drive

To drive a vehicle and masterbate.

My hormones were out of control, I had to pull a jackin drive on my way home tonight just thinking about you.

by AMC1987 February 23, 2009

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

cry-driving

To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.

While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.

by cjahan July 12, 2012

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Drive By Sniff

When you walk by someone while trying to figure out what they smells like

I did a drive by sniff to confirm she smelled like roses

by Xhyshejenddn July 13, 2019