sofa-ed

when you sit a very comfy chair like a sofa and cannot be arsed to get out again. Usally after a hard day when you know you have a lot yet to do

sorry i could not come out 2nite i got sofa-ed

by bushbabie from miss whiplash March 27, 2007

ed-ness

When someone does some unexplainable dumb shit

"I hate when people read out loud and mispronounce every simple word" that's Pure Ed-ness

by _violet_ May 4, 2018

asterisk-ed

To add an asterisk to an achievement

The Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series title is asterisk-ed because Game 5 took too fucking long.

by Chris "Chief" Grady March 16, 2009

A-wilkerson-ed

To be the type of guy who even though is a racist, loves sucking small black dick. Also drives a mustang. Physically abuses women, as well as children sexual.

He was completely A-wilkerson-ed. We caught him orally pleasing petite underaged black men.

by Betterluckruss1 December 12, 2020

simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal

You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!

by no drama June 5, 2015

Abby-ed

When you claim to be working from home but do almost absolutely anything to skive off from doing any actual paid work; feel guilty about it, but continue to seek social affirmation rather than simply start working.

"Oh bo! I Abby-ed soo hard yesterday that ended up organizing and itemizing my nick-knack and lose cable draw."

by The Observant Interloper July 31, 2023

Mister Ed

New slang for really good heroin

Dudes got that mister ed horse

by Mick diggler January 28, 2020