A cunt.
by Mikecoxlong June 02, 2020
He is HIM. A Pretty boy, prettiest Asian of them all. His rizz is far more powerful then all the other guys. He is a typical player but once he settles down, he will be the most loyal person and down to earth. Never lose a Allen Jordan. They are a rare breed.
Allen Jordan is HIM
by asianking101 January 15, 2023
A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.
by Dan Hauser January 10, 2020
A beautiful girl everyone loves to talk to. Only problem is Makenzie is extremely shy around people she doesn't know. She has an amazing voice when talking or singing its soo soothing and pleasant. She has beautiful ginger hair and amazing blue eyes that change colour in different situations (for example they turn green when she's upside down and turn grey when she's cold) she is also able to change the size of her pupils at will. She has the best figure is hella skinny and has a perfect nose. All I have to say is it's amazing to have Makenzie Lea Allen in your life but difficult to keep her as she has a short temper but a huge heart and loves with all of it. So if u ever meet her ensure to approach carefully respect her space but never be afraid to talk to her she is an amazing support but be careful she has very bony shoulders that aren't the best for crying on but never fear she'll find a way to comfort you
Boy: guys I just met Makenzie Lea Allen
Friend 1: no way how was she??
Boy: a bit shy at first but were going out on Saturday and she is so fucking beautiful I cant wait
Friend 2: I hope you guys end up together she's the perfect match for anyone
Friend 1: no way how was she??
Boy: a bit shy at first but were going out on Saturday and she is so fucking beautiful I cant wait
Friend 2: I hope you guys end up together she's the perfect match for anyone
by Its._.me._.bitch April 04, 2019
When LeBum supplies every construction zone in the country with bricks again, which causes the Heat to almost choke another championship and Ray Allen has to come in and hit the clutch shot of the decade.
Oh, have you seen LeGM is at it again, assembling an entire house with his ugly ass jumpshots. There better be a Ray Allen around to save his career.
by Drosevelt January 08, 2022
Lauren is the girl everyone needs as a friend. She’s supportive when you need her to be supportive but gives you space when you need to clear your mind. The kindest soul. 10/10 best sarcastic comments in history.
Lauren Allen is a savage.
by Stella615 February 16, 2019
The Grindfather, he was defensive menace, especially on the Boston Celtics and Memphis Grizzlies. He was a 1x NBA champion in 2008, was on the 6x All-Defensive Team, and even Kobe Bryant said that he was the toughest defender he went against!
Friend: Did you hear about the Tony Allen jersey retirement on March 15th?
Me: Of course I heard about it!
Me: Of course I heard about it!
by Jorblint February 21, 2025