alice cole

Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.

Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.

Will get aggressive.

Diceptively ginger.

Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.

I totally alice coled that bitch.

by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019

Alice Meade

Is a small little person whose idol is Megan hamilton and she also worries a lot about her GCSEs but we should all just say fuck it who needs GCSEs

Alice Meade wears glasses

by Maria Trainor May 16, 2019

Alice'd

To be stolen of the opportunity of answering/punishing, via someone else coming along and taking it from you in a speedy manor.

"Dude, I was going to answer that question, but you just barged in like an asshole."

"Haha you got fucking Alice'd."

by Nickingoo October 28, 2019

Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter

Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes

by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019

Alice in Wonderland

The sexiest little girl.

Wow. Have you seen Alice in Wonderland? That girl is hot!

by Steampowerengine March 14, 2020