pod chair

A homie who is mega fucked

*passed out girl on floor* “you fucking pod chair”

by aktitties October 30, 2017

cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.

Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.

by The bow seat November 30, 2017

Tide Pods

A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!

Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."

by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018

Tide Pods

Tasty Food Items. Perfect for any occasion.

Wanna Eat Tide Pods?

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

pod ganker

Someone who steals your I-pod/pad

That pod ganker stole my I-pod/pad.

by Joe Hanky May 11, 2018

Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out

Tide Pods are gr8

by Trains Lol May 13, 2018

tragedy pod

n. An group of engineers gathered around a single computer screen during a period of extreme operational failure

A tragedy pod of forlorn coworkers formed around the lead engineer's desk while she tried to find the customers' deleted data.

by thesystemisdown February 28, 2017