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Simp

A childish mindset of getting people to buy/ get you things for no reason other than your entitlement
John no no one is gonna buy you Half life: Alyx you simp
by MMMMMMistaken April 17, 2020
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Simp

This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021
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Simp

1. Someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive and submissive towards women.

2. A male who worships any and every woman that comes within six feet.

3. Those named "kenji" do not fall in this category as they are incapable of simping.
" Bro, she don't want you stop simping for people that wouldn't give you the time of day.
by simplyfax26 September 1, 2020
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Simp

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life

Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪

Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
by glizzator September 1, 2020
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SIMP

Someone who cancels plans with the homies to hang with his girl.
Isaac cancelled plans with Nathan to mess around his girl. Isaac is a simp.
by some guy in the world June 1, 2020
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Simps

Person 1: Ayo did you here about Alinity getting banned?
Person 2: yeah but she got suspended for less than a week.
Person 1: Wtf Twitch mods are a bunch of simps.
by whats 1+1 🤔 April 28, 2020
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Simp

A word that other guys call each other but never mean it. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
by Georgethegenome May 19, 2021
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