Tampon

Another way to pronounce Jack Lang.

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.

by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023

used tampon

the unfaithful penis that has been used by more than one person until forever

"I just cheated on my ex cuz I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

Tampon schlagen

Mit einer frau die ihre Periode hat sexuelle Handlungen durchführen wie zum Beispiel Sex oder fisting

Das Wort entstand durch ein Missverständnis

Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt

Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann

by Helden February 21, 2022

Temper Tampon

A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.

Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!

by AlabamaRoy June 12, 2022