smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.

"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 26, 2024

Smelly Cod

Taking a shit in a toilet, and taking your rock solid dick and dipping in the shit.

Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."

by Rissionary Ticehurst March 13, 2025

smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white

oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone

by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016

Smelly Spork

A shit stirrer - see also Stinky Spoon

A Smelly Spork is the same as a Stinky Spoon but is of the geek variety.

I don't know why that biotch had to tell him i saw "X-Men" with somebody else! She is such a Smelly Spork!

by Klogem December 11, 2009

Smelly

When someone is smelly or you are insulting them.

Person 1: you smelly
Person 2: No

Person 2 *cries*

by Noah beck neck (what the heck) November 29, 2020

Smelly Josephine

When you shit on 10 £50 notes, then shove them down somebody's crevice. Then you ram it up the man's arse with an object of interest.

"That boy is such a twat, I'm going to give him a Smelly Josephine later."

by haha ye man November 9, 2020