David

A potato

“Oh my god he looks like a potato, he must be a David”

by haha you noob April 11, 2020

David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word

Oh nut is that David? hide my dug

by David is a poof June 19, 2020

David

david is that on friend who begs for everything, he is an ungrateful bitch ass nigga and he failed a grade and wants to fight people half his size and still lose to somebody who fought in grass with socks david is a snitch who nobody wants them to be around

you know david yeah he a opp and he fant fight

by SGS.SPURK March 27, 2020

David

People with this name tend to get no bitches, and live a sad miserable life.

“David gets no bitches🤣”

by emobrockin💔2 February 14, 2022

David

David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0

David what do you do now? David you little gay! Yes I really like David.

by EWNA November 3, 2020

David

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay

ur a david

by heather101010111 April 24, 2022

David

Someone who fucks up an unfuckable situation

Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic

Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated

by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020