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The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.
You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.
by lasagna bitches October 07, 2019

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Noun: a reddit community where people spend too much money on secondhand keyboards.
Did you see that TGR Jane on mechmarket? It went for 2,000 USD!
by lasagna bitches February 25, 2021

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