craig wilson

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Craig Wilson loves cock!

by EllieLovesYou September 6, 2014

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by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.

Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.

This example uses craig.

by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023

Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022

Craig

Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.

Hey who's the dude you got hammered with who protected you from the others?
Oh that's craig

by King spud the first January 1, 2023

Lara Craig

She is a bitch.

Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.

by the25thbam August 8, 2019

Craig

Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.

When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.

Craig decided to hang up on Mark again while we were talking about the CIA.

by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021