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Zach Hakky

He is truly unexplainable. For he is perfect, destined for amazing things. While his friends walk around like a pack of bitches, he is the perfect, golden midas of them all. He is perfect and always will be perfect.
by ADJBAHUDBJBASDKJSAD October 16, 2020
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Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.
Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards
by ZachSilvaFetish November 10, 2018
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Zach Brown

Name of a british Surfer boy with skinwalker dogs
Hoe 1: Zach brown? I love him!
Hoe 2: He's so cute!
by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022
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zach dubbs

Dude looks exactly like Frankenstein. And his peen is the size of his thumb.
Oh look it’s Frankenstein.. wait nevermind that Zach dubbs!
by Cheffffffff September 18, 2019
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The hungry zach

When you slap cheese slices on her butt and put your meat inbetween and finish off with that special sauce
I met this chick on the weekend and i gave her the hungry zach
by Hzach February 20, 2022
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zach balent

is a very handsome gentlemen, an uncanny resemblance to Jack Dawson and Steve Harrington
wow that kid zach balent looks just like steve harrington
by lilianathunder February 10, 2022
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Zach lopes

A big nerd (also short) 😈😈💯💯
Damn, Zach lopes is mad short
by Bungachungus November 22, 2021
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