Zach Moment

Similar to a blonde moment, a moment when you're not the brightest or just flat out an idiot.

When you're trying to find a document so your teacher tells you to go to search and you open up Google search engine. That's when your friends would say, "Wow, that's a Zach Moment for you!"

by NatureGirl June 5, 2011

Zach Allen

A fat orange nigga who eats constantly

Yo Is That a pumpkin

Naw its zach allen
he burns jews or something

by rfytuigohyugkfli December 2, 2019

Dirty Zach

When Zach shoves his tiny penis in his wifey for lifey Gracie

Yo, someone just pulled a Dirty Zach!

by TrashNinjasye November 20, 2021

zach boren

Had a large penis... before the accident

I'm one of those zach Boren people

by Tmeadfam34 April 18, 2018

zach wooten

Better than Nathan

Nathan is awesome. Zach Wooten is the best.

by Ed1786 October 12, 2017

Zaching off

Nutting on your friends couch

He just came over to my house and starting zaching off on my blanket.

by Pussyfoot69 July 21, 2017

Zach Silva

Zach Silva is that one of a kind person that whenever you see, it is an automatic turn on. This applies for males and females. Here is the criteria for detecting a Zach Silva:

- Must be called Zach Silva

- Have nice titties
- Must look like Gibby from iCarly
- Must wear colourful shirts (pink shirts are easiest to detect)
- Must be called Zach Silva
- Have the ability to produce titty milk
- Have the nicest fat rolls and chin

If you happen to find a Zach Silva, then your life is complete and you can finally die happy. But beware, as whenever you are near a Zach Silva, you might get erotic images in your head about you either sucking on those titties, sticking it up his anal glands, his infamous tittie discharge smoothie, and more.

Guy/Girl: Oh my god I just saw a Zach Silva, my life is complete now

Guy/Girl: I really wish I can stick my dick up Zach Silva’s juicy anal glands and titty fuck him backwards

by ZachSilvaFetish November 10, 2018