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one-eyed zipper snake

ok its pritty much a dude's cock....its used to talk crap to women that dont understand what that fucking means so pritty much your only use it if you wanna talk crap...
hey ladies, i would be carful because my one-eyed zipper snake is let lose and it might just eat you out.
by i talk shit September 4, 2009
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Zap the Zipper

When you steal somebody's zipper off of their pants with a taser. This usually ends in a very painful result.
Dude, Jessica just totally went off to Zap the Zipper on Vincent!
by Skip Skolar. August 4, 2010
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broke my zipper

A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.
Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"

Other Dude: "Oh my god.."

Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*

Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
by KawaiiKitty666 November 9, 2013
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Zipestra

The collective group of musicians who use the zips on their flies, coat or something similar to create a piece of music- put simply, it is a zip orchestra- an orchestra which only uses zips to make music. You can also describe the invidual player as a zipper, and describe the art itself also as zipestra.

This idea was first put into practice in England, specifically the region of Suffolk, by a folklore legend known amongst the locals simply as "Mr Green".
If you were to play any sort of tune with a zip, you would technically be zipping and would be described as performing Zipestra.
by Wye Knott October 2, 2010
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Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.
by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017
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zippo

1. a metal, refillable lighter that is known for it's rugged design. It is windproof, and has a lifetime guarantee, which is why it's become so popular over tha ages. Zippos often have designs on them to give them "personality." a fuel button does not need to be pressed in order to keep lit, it turns off by closing the lid.
2. a derogatory word used by the military for flamethrower tanks.
I just got a new Zippo, it's so cool!
by pyrotechnik July 28, 2005
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ziplock

a ziplock is slang for a body bag.
put him in a ziplock
by ruthless187 April 29, 2005
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