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eat your ass with a spoon

When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
mugGet the eat your ass with a spoonmug.

I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

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😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
mugGet the I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEPmug.
Support for violence against someone; an indirect threat
Lucky you didn’t get your ass shot (Shot can be replaced by any other form of violence like stabbed, killed, dragged,etc)
by I_said_what_I_said September 3, 2018
mugGet the Lucky you didn’t get your ass shotmug.

Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, ā€œmake it so.ā€
Molly said, ā€œmake it soā€ when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, ā€œPicard your assā€
by Ok2cool September 27, 2021
mugGet the Picard your assmug.

watch your ass

"I am going to raid them"
"Well, so watch your ass"
by Alhind69 July 3, 2022
mugGet the watch your assmug.

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
mugGet the jump through your assmug.

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