sweaty weiner

what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.

how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.

by Hot cox October 18, 2009

Waples the Weiner Wacker

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.

Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

by Sir Waples January 18, 2010

i'm a weiner

What mario says when he wins.

I'm a weiner! I got a star!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 28, 2011

rocket weiner

An ejaculation with a flaccid penis

Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice

by Which fix July 28, 2015

Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.

Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.

by Jimmu crack corn May 23, 2016

Sonic Weiner Method

The method of giving a woman a orgasm with a one foot hotdog from Sonic while in the Sonic bathroom.

"Wanna go to sonic?"
"Ya I heard of the new Sonic Weiner Method"
"...sounds lit (rolling eyes back into head)"

by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017