Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

weather whiplash

The disorienting physical and psychological effects caused by rapid, large changes in temperatures - especially when going from warm weather freezing temperatures. The condition be experienced by an individual during air travel between locations or at the same location during major weather fronts. Those with allergies, back, joint, or other musculoskeletal disorders may experience aggravated symptoms.

Austin went from 88 degrees on Tuesday to 32 degrees on Wednesday, resulting in many people in the area suffering from weather whiplash as their bodies try to adjust.

by SynapseTX February 24, 2022

Moon Weather

Weather ranging from very hot to freezing cold depending on where the sun is shining. This is commonly seen during transitional seasons such as autumn and spring.

Bea: Holy Moly, I'm so glad the sun is out. It is absolutely Moon weather in Chicago today.

Doris: I have no idea what that means.
Bea: Read a damn book, Doris!

by Dat Black Guy October 15, 2022

Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.

by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

weather grandpa

(N.B: this term is based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather).

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma April 28, 2014

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024