One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
by zorgid September 21, 2024

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by Sierradream October 8, 2019

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!
by QuacksO October 16, 2018

by 62_Cents July 25, 2021

A party celebrating cold weather, outside in the cold. Traditionally, white russians and hot toddies are served. Alternatively, whiskey. You can only go inside to use the bathroom, depending on host preference, and the more guests complain about being cold, the more successful the party is considered.
This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
This type of gathering originated in the Southern Hemisphere, where warm blooded mammals paid tribute to the gods for the brief ability to breath and sleep and go without blistering in the sun.
After reading the farmers almanac, Sandy from Georgia bought a bunch of mittens at the bogo, anticipating hosting a cold weather party.
by Snacks1 December 9, 2021

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.
Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.
by Altreus September 11, 2010
