Wanker island

An island for wankers and is free to reside if you’re toxic

Hey Griffin, Wanker Island awaits you!

by Real YT Tartarus April 28, 2021

Lil Wanker

When your a teenager or Young adult and your babysitting your friends little brother, who is usually 13 or 14 in this case, and you come into his room and you catch him Wanking off to you. The babysitter is usually a Female when this occurs

Mother: How was my Little Angel?

Babysitter: I caught him being a Lil Wanker in his room jacking off to me

by Mr Hoe dim May 27, 2020

Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!

Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!

by Boom1986 May 31, 2019

Danker Wanker

It's the definition of someone with the name hans.

Person1: Is that Hans over there?
Person2: Yeah he's a fucking danker wanker

by Purebred Failure June 18, 2016

Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

by Sprot December 28, 2011

Clickbaiting wanker

A wanker that clickbaits people like Jake Paul, KSI and JMS.

JMS: TODAY I WILL BE DOING AN *INSANE* CHALLENGE AND I WILL EAT SHIT
ME: Ahhh shit.. the clickbaiting wanker clickbaited me again.

by JMS IS FAGGOT April 2, 2020

Dilly wanker

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018