When you get done eating sauerkraut all day, after New Years and your asshole is so raw it hurts to wipe normal so you have to poke your butthole with toilet paper just so it doesn’t continue to hurt any worse and cause mass-bleeding from hemorrhoids.
by Bretandalexiswillgetmarried January 17, 2018
Get the poke wipe mug.The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.
Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018
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by Art Wipe Annie August 23, 2018
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A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?
Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.
by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018
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Get the Juul wipe mug.1. Someone who is dull and stupid
2. Someone who you just hate
3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
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3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
by Randomroady July 23, 2019
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