Windows XP

A simple yet complex OS, Microsoft has released on October 25, in year 2001. This OS seems to be a highly bloated system based off of the Windows 2000 Professional counterpart. One thing about the biggest difference is IT'S FISHER PRICE THEME .Once setup with proper drivers for display and Video card Non

Microsoft signed Drivers as of Microsoft's cheap drivers when the graphics are set first. You will experience this Luna (Default Blue) .msstyle is quite hideous. Most people seem to move back to Classic or the the Olive (Green) .msstyle or the Silver. Yet none of them seem, to kick it off right! I prefer Classic or Olive (Green) mmm Greeny!

Dude 1. I got Windows XP
Dude 2. Hm Luna blue Fisher Price theme is yo theme?
Dude 1. Well um Whoa?
Dude 2. Dude you can change the theme to Olive or Silver!
Dude 1 Really? huh show me!
Dude 2. Oh dear lord *shows him Olive and Silver*
Dude 1. Oh ya I like Olive (Green)
Dude 2. Ahh good now both our eyes can feel bit better and not make me wanna puke jelly beans!

by Shadow_Chooses_Olive_Homestead January 1, 2012

Windows 98

Pretty much the ideal 32-16 bit operating system for high end DOS gaming PCs (80486DX-33 up to Pentium III). A great thing about this OS it that it's compatible both with late 90's complex programs for Windows and is still compatible with older MS-DOS programs. This is the last good OS built from DOS (ME was the absolute last but had major stability problems and other issues). It's high performance and large compatibility makes it a great Gaming OS for systems in the late 90's.

I installed Windows 98 on my Pentium 133 with 32 MB of RAM with a Sound Blaster 32, S3 Virge with ISA and PCI.

by Sinusoidal January 2, 2017

Windows 10

pisshole

Windows 10 is one of the most buggy OSes Miscro$hit has released.

by pepeshki November 18, 2021

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 27, 2003

Windows 95

Some crappy operating system that shuts down for no reason, takes up to much disc space, etc. see the Windows 95 sucks movie on 512productions.com

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

Windows Dweeb

Term used by Linux or Mac zealots who think their operating system is godly, when they don't realize that every operating system has its flaws. Sure, Windows has the occasional crash or security problem, but they fix it.

I use Windows because I actually want my computer to be compatible with a few games. Oh, and my Windows XP computer hasn't crashed for almost a year now.

by MetaPaladin November 24, 2003

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004