Ryan Waffle

A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.

Jade deserves better than a Ryan Waffle.

by The Mike K November 13, 2020

omnisexual_waffle_iron

The best mutual, the funniest bitch ever.

Hey, who’s that TikToker you like

Oh it’s omnisexual_waffle_iron!!

by i.like.teef.a.lot June 24, 2021

Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.

He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.

by Df1434 December 5, 2021

Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022

giggle me some waffles

A saying to invoke uncontrollable laughter, especially when intoxicated under the influence, aka trippin balls, on lysergic acid diethylamide

Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, giggle me some wafflesssss... *starts laughing out of control* and she says "whaaaaaaat" so I said, "Google me bitch, yean high"

by Firestarterxxxxxx May 17, 2014

Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.

At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2016

Hong Kong Waffle

Noun

An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.

Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.

"Amy really likes the Hong Kong Waffle"

by Lancipher November 17, 2016