An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 13, 2023
See also: “Dutch Surrender”
A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.
Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.
Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.
But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.
I still win, I have the most hotels.
Typical Dutch Victory…..
But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.
I still win, I have the most hotels.
Typical Dutch Victory…..
by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021
when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 13, 2023
when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 13, 2023
by EuropeWon November 29, 2023
a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.
When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.
by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013
by stacy22 August 30, 2009