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Anime Music Video

Anime Music Videos are one of the primary reasons that the internet is full of garbage. These peices of shit are churned out by the hundreds each hour onto the internet because all the Japanophiles and Wapanese retards have to much time on their hands. It's a commonly known fact that most AMV's use Linkin Park. It's not really known why all the anime freaks use this music, probably due to high levels of Emo in their songs. The anime music videos that don't use LP most likely use other Emo music, or worse, shitty J-pop.
Set "Posting an Anime Music Video on the internet is essentially the same thing as littering."
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
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I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

A sympathy comment for really bad videos on youtube. If there's a poorly done video that's been up for a while with no likes and no comments, some people will copy & paste "I love this video, it's so cute and sweet" just to make the video's creator feel better.
Video Maker: "Hey, look, someone finally commented on my video!"

Comment: I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

Friend: "Uh...dude, that video must be really lame..."
by WolfPatronus June 8, 2011
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The Video

A video in witch it was posted on IGN Messege board "The Vestibule". The video contains a bunch of stupid people harming they're penises(cutting, choping, electrocuting, piercing...).

The video is very discusting i advise you not to watch it unless you are brave and do not have a weak stomach.
i was watching "The Video"
by cb_32 October 2, 2005
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Hollywood Video

A national corporation that rents and sells movies and games. Also will take trade ins and can pre order prouct you wish to own in the near or distant future as long as you give the company a down payment. Typically known for ruining your night by attempting to stick a bendy straw in your wallet and sucking the life out of it when you just want to rent the movie "Teeth" or perhaps "Next Friday"... your preference. Either way, the purpose of this company was once to give you two bags of popcorn, a candy and a drink with 2 movies for just $9.99. Say goodbye to that because now a customer must....

Buy playguard: Put a quarter on your disc in case you want to play frisbee, feed it to the dog or sit on it because your fat. Then you wont need to pay for it.

Trade ins: Buy a game for $60 and bring it back a week later to trade it in and recieve $20 store credit so you can buy something else. But don't think about buying that game you just traded in because its back on the shelf for $50. Also, if you're elderly and seeking VHS tapes, Hollywood will still harass you for your game trade ins.

Buy Powerplay: Want to rent something for one night for $4.85? Especially when the last time you rented was 3 years agao? Nahhh... buy Hollywood's monthly charge program where you pay for so many rentals ahead of time (for a little cheaper), but they'll still hit you up for extra charges when you come back in.

Concessions: They're going to save you $.20 to buy a popcorn, candy and drink all together. What a save!

....Well aside from the great experience you'll have while checking out you may also experience such things but not limited to....

Employees fighting with recylced printers and computer monitors and vaccums.

Employees getting fired and humiliated by life sucking district managers.

Old senile men and women who look like men complaining about late fees of movies "they never rented".

Movie screeners that play over and over and over the same damn music and movie advertisements that get wicked annoying.

Ocassionally, employees that ARE morons and have no lives. Apologies to those who get the crappy person who rings you out.

..... Hollywood Video. A company that thinks Netflix and Ondemand is inconvenient and stupid. Well, I have a feeling Hollywood will not get the last laugh. Enjoy your entertainment experience while it lasts :-)
John: Hey Jane want to go to Hollywood Video and rent a flick?
Jane: I better get the lube out.
by JiggityJig May 4, 2009
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Blockbuster Video

A DVD rental store that's as ancient as Madonna's boobs.
Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."

Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.

Sharon: I didn't say anything.

Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!
by WTF123 July 5, 2014
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music video

Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.

Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...
by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006
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gateway video

1. The only video you have the intention of watching when you get on YouTube at any given time. Which then turns into three lost hours you'll never get back.

2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
Dude, where have you been?
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
by tedwylie October 17, 2011
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