Vasco da Gama 

The smashing and grinding of one's crotch on the face of another. Different variations may be added, such as a leap through the air, being thrown by a person on to another, or simply stripping off your clothes before administering the Vasco Da Gama

Matt gave the first and best Vasco Da Gama to Nathan in San Antonio. It lasted for more than 3 minutes.

Vasco da Gama by Matt Montgomery: The creator of the Vasco February 3, 2005

dirty vasquez 

The act of a girl blowing a cum filled pussy fart into the face of her partner

Smith got a dirty vasquez last night and he can't see a thing.

dirty vasquez by Rory D June 19, 2007

Vaseline Cowgirl 

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

Vaseline Cowgirl by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

Mental Vasectomy 

Watching or listening to something that makes your balls hurt just from thinking about it

Paul - "yesterday I watched this video where some guy shoved a screwdriver up his penis!!"

Don - "dude, shut up, you're giving me a mental vasectomy"

Mental Vasectomy by Ulysses H. Ficus February 21, 2011

vassup

Yes, affirmative, or 'yes, I would do her.' Bruno put this one on the map. Some people think its short for, "Whats up?", which it can, but it is better reserved for times depicted in the example.

Dude 1: Yo check out that chick...

Dude 2: Vassup or nish nish?

Dude 1: VASSUP!!!

Dude 2: Ya I would hit that too!

vassup by Trav907 July 9, 2009

Vasco da Gama 

1:A performance in which a man puts his scrotum upon one's face then begins to hump quickly with force while yelling the words "Vasco da Gama."

2:Sexual abuse technique group(includes the infamous Hernando Cortez). Name originates from first use of the orignal technique, which was the first complete thought which came to the administer's head.1

Nathan was laying quietly on the couch when suddenly his peace was interruped by Matt's Vasco da Gama which left him scarred mentally.

Vasco da Gama by Warren April 12, 2004

chloe vashaw 

a girls name that symbols her to have freakishly uneven boobs and is very very attractive but disturbingly tall

damn,look at chloe vashaws breast

chloe vashaw by johhny depp April 13, 2010