a place where people like me go to get a good laugh because we have nothing better to do with our miserable lives
by he who saves the world January 21, 2018

This
by Glowing Assholes March 12, 2017

"Bisexual-reaching into someone's pants and liking whatever is in there.~Urban Dictionary."
"IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL!!~Tumblr."
"IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL!!~Tumblr."
by f3mal3_jasonmu April 24, 2014

Not for kids.
Guy 1: Hey, man, should I use Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: No. Everyone there talks about sex. Just use a normal dictionary.
Guy 2: No. Everyone there talks about sex. Just use a normal dictionary.
by ffffffaddddeeeee February 23, 2019

by pussy is good shit ;) May 18, 2015

Urban Dictionary: Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities ME:NO!!!!!
by ghghdfvtg June 1, 2018

An online dictonary that allows us magnificent people to write a definition for a word to see if it will get published. The Urban Dictionary website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham. It is a rather interesting website, but it can be used by people to harass or bully other people. Such as, writing the targets name and making cruel remarks about the person. The Urban Dictionary Editors has also rejected all of the words I put in a definition for, and I am hoping that they will see how brilliant and beautiful my writing is now. The UD Editors reject anything that is comical and entertaining. Scratch that, they reject everything with a true meaning. (Editors, you better accept this otherwise I wasted 5 minutes of my life I will never get back, and I mean it) So this is my explaination of the Urban Dictionary, and this is how I see this majectic website whoch has no meaning at all except for the fact it makes me laugh once in a blue moon.
Karl: The Urban Dictionary rejected every single word I defined!
Jacky: Have you tried making the words meaningless and bland?
Karl: ...
Jacky: Have you tried making the words meaningless and bland?
Karl: ...
by plues.344err May 10, 2018
