uber quickie

A couple orders an Uber/Lyft from home and once the app confirms the time until arrival; that is how long you have to have sex with each other, orgasm and clean up before the Uber calls/messages that it has arrived. (Everyone wins, including the Uber/Lyft driver who gets two very happy riders)

I’m about to order a ride; you down for an Uber quickie?!

by Epic Ridge January 3, 2019

uber-dextrous

Uber-Smart with Dextrous physical capabilities.

Like the 9yr. kid Eric Applebaum from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Whom was an outsider...with pure innocent's and imagination of a child who feels weird about his special capabilities. As Eric's character is this Uber-Dextrous child that...

by Quantum-Bom March 11, 2008

uber pownage

The act of completely dominating an opponent in a video game, especially Call of Duty.

Llamas: Who just knifed me?
Troyan: Me pussy! thats why you just got Uber Powned
Shields: Wow, that was complete uber pownage by Troyan

by UberPownage November 17, 2010

Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.

It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.

by Ian-g June 10, 2018

uber-douche

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.

john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."

by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010

Uber minute

Uber minute = 5 minutes

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes

by NycPas October 16, 2018

yoder uber

A person who transports the Amish.

My cousin drives several Amish guys to and from work everyday, making him a "yoder uber"

by ErrySh March 15, 2018