An upper west side boy has blonde hair blue eyes and is a self entitled and low key snobby brat who most likely wants to go into investment banking or live off their parents and be a artist. To live on the upper west side you must either be a annoying Jew with a name such as (Matthew Edney) or snobby wasp with some rediculous name like (Coke O'Neal IV) these people lie about how much money they make to keep their cheap ass rent controlled apartments.
Person A: I wonder how much that upper west side boys parents pay in taxes.
Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.
by Domchugger December 07, 2016
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by mrButters April 23, 2009
a person which comes from a poor to middle class family but you would never guess this due to their style, intelligence and sophistication.
by foxyroxyinla January 16, 2011
"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."
"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"
"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"
by The_Pariah September 23, 2009
It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
by Reedski March 22, 2015