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Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.
Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!
by Golden029 May 24, 2019
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Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.
Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.
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Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018
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Uber-Juicy

Getting head while eating burger king, one of the best feelings in the world.
Andy: OMG, I FUCKING LOVE SEX
Noah: you sohuld get an uber-juicy.
Andy: OK!:)
by Rafiki Lopez69 April 8, 2009
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yoder uber

My cousin drives several Amish guys to and from work everyday, making him a "yoder uber"
by ErrySh March 15, 2018
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Uber Masterful

omg Leah is uber masterful. i want to be like her when i grow up
by juanita geraldo May 15, 2009
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uber nervous

very nervous, super nervous

"über" is German for over, beyond. It somehow found its way to the English language loosing the umlaut, however.
It's the first time the band will play a stadium gig, I bet they're uber nervous.
by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011
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