Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

two-legged

Referred to an in-home sales appointment when both homeowners are present.

In our business we prefer to run two-legged appointments. The one-legger has a very small chance of a one-time close.

by BdubCav October 7, 2015

Two-nother

When you're having more than one drink at the bar, and buying another round.

"Thank you, sir. May I have two-nother? "

by Slamton June 29, 2018

two trays

An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.

The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.

His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.

by Definitely not two trays kid December 2, 2021

Two Baillys

When you try to game a broken system, but the broken system screws you over. Because it's broken.

Fuck FPL man, I was trying to get two Baillys and all it did was give me one injured Ben Davies.

by secretboy78 August 18, 2018

Two Leggee

The person who gets with the two legger.

John: you see that girl over there
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee

by Luckyboi420 January 29, 2022

two-nighter

Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).

(lupoprodukto)

I just arranged a two-nighter this weekend with my third-hottest girlfriend.

by lupoprodukto April 12, 2022