treasure trove

Its an enormouse industrial sized toilet clogging 1 piece fecile log, clogging treasure trove.

I left it there for a lucky person to find, I believe that janitor found a sizable treasure trove and flushed my trophy.

by stevos skater balls January 4, 2007

tread

The term hood rats use when they want to put their boot against someone's face.

I got tread on these bitches.

by street cheetah January 12, 2014

buried treasure

While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her ass.

My girlfriend slapped me again when I attempted to complete the buried treasure.

by ghillie June 30, 2007

treanor

Someone who takes their pants and boots off while intoxicated.

" Did you pull a treanor tonight?"

by trseme January 9, 2008

tread

A 'tread' is a half-male who is good at everything except making friends, and makes enemies easily with people taller and stronger than him. He is also a bit of a dick, and pretends to be a know-it-all.

Stop being such a tread.

by The 69 Dollar Man September 20, 2012

hidden treasure

When your pubic hairs are longer than your dick and you often have to search to find it.

brad martin was rummaging through his groin area when he found his hidden treasure (2.5 inches)

by g-sauce May 10, 2003

don't tread on me

famously defiant motto of colonel christopher gadsden, self-described illustrious soldier, statesman and slave owner of 18th century lore. in reference to the anyone whose identical motives conflicted with gadsden achieving his ends, specifically the british in the person of king george III, this bloated fraud invoked the venomous viper as a depiction of same. lately reprised by the great gullible mass of what's left of the working classes in impotent complaint of their own tragic, irredeemable peonage. in current terms "don't tread on me" translates to "retread" and might as well show the imprint of bandag.

leroy:dwayne, them insurgents hate us for our freedoms! this country was founded on judeo-christian values! i want my country back! sarah palin is a great american! dan brown is the antichrist! i've got so many magnetic ribbons on my car, i've destroyed my alternator! don't tread on me!

dwayne:rush limbaugh had a back problem which led his maid to falsify prescriptions which is why illegal immigrants should not have health insurance. leroy, you've got tire tread marks on your head!

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009