tree frog

On a humid day your nutsac sticks to your leg.

Dam I wish the heat would lighten up im tree froggin.

by wayne griffin June 21, 2006

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover December 13, 2006

tree

A weird bush on a stick that pops out of the ground, shits its fur off at autumn, sleeps all winter. and grows leaves again at spring.. it obscures scenery but without its heavy bush like breathing we would all die, some suicidal bastards cut them down...

LOL: look at that tree man!
BIG:i cant see past it
LOl; hey look some guys cutting it down!
BOOM
Big:yeah bitch dont kill me or ill kill you
LOl:why did you kill him? wtf?
Big:he was cutting off my supply of life

by LOLPOSTS October 13, 2012

treeguy

an isolated man who refuses to compromise for sake of harmony; his personality will include the following homophobia, temper tantrums, shouting matches in distance, stalker-like tendencies, lupine delusions of grandeur

The man kills with his bare hands and rejects the pressures of civilized society. He is a treeguy. He communes with nature. He is at one with the trees and soil.

by clarusbearus November 16, 2009

Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

magic tree house

A place (usually a tree house) where people go to smoke marijuana.

Hey do you want to go smoke weed in the magic tree house?

by sm5161 May 24, 2009

Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)

Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.

by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008