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unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.
Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.
by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018
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Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.
Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.
by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018
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Tree New Bee

In Chinesesomeone who likes boast ,we called him Tree New Bee.
He likes Tree New Bee.
by Alberoyang July 30, 2018
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Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?
by Eldobotano September 22, 2018
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Tree Sap

The medical marijuana vapor tanks. This term was by someone pointing out to me that weed it called trees, therefore those are tanks of tree sap.
by bolzd33p69 December 1, 2018
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Gibemass Tree

A marijuana plant with ornaments on it.
Yo bro, lets gather some gibemass tree.”
by llamaluvr98 July 2, 2019
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Palm tree problems

Palm tree problems : the inability to make a decision while on vacation. Similar to first world problems, complaints in response to the perceived absence of more pressing concerns. 🏝

“Example : I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹 “
I’ve got palm tree problems! Should I order a mojito or pina colada 🍹
by Allkindaoftrouble March 27, 2019
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