Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

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brown tipping

when you need to shit and the turd keeps trying to come out before you get to the toilet.

Man, hurry up and get me home. Im brown tipping.

by sassymchateful August 15, 2007

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tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

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sack-tapping

aka tea bagging or chest humping;
a gamer term in First Person Shooters or 3rd person shooters when one crouches over anothers body repeatedly to give the immpression of humping their dead body; is usually used to mock one with a bad gamertag,who is camping or is just plain annoying. Often the players that sack-tap are the most annoying anyways.

1. "Dude, look at this gaywad's gamertag! Pannfle. I am gonna start sack-tapping the hell outta this bitch."
2. These kids are so gay. They keep sack-tapping me!

by DoesntLikeGears March 25, 2009

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