taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

by dick e September 10, 2020

The Tope Special

This is were tope is feeling quite the bit feisty and ejaculates in a snadwich making it the glorious creation, the cum butty! If you want one all you have to do is give tope a cheeky little dm and you will have yourself a sticky and sweet sensation! Selena Gomez once tried one and was like "WHAA THIS IS AMAZING, YUMMY!".

"OMG, that sandwich was amazing connor what was it?"-One of Topes side tings
"Oh that, yeah that's just the Tope special the Cum Butty!"- Big brollic black dude TOPE
"Oh yeah, i loved it when i tried it, 10/10 would shag!"- Mila Kunis

by Muzimi. November 3, 2020

fur torpedo

A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)

"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"

by realmrniceface October 19, 2020

I typed this with my eye

wow, that must hurt. Make sure you had a clean key board

Guy 1: *Slaps face on keyboard*
Guy 1 "Hey technically I typed this with my eye

by Dead Rad November 24, 2020

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Human Torpedo

When a person goes flying out of a car that has just been hit by and other moving car

Did you see that human torpedo land in the ditch earlier

by Daddyassfucker6942069 January 10, 2022