Nigga Sex Toilet

A toilet that is used by niggas during sex.

Nigga 1: BROO I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

Nigga 2: Don't use that toilet though, that's a nigga sex toilet.

Nigga 1: Thank you for informing me of the importance of this nigga sex toilet. I shall now proceed to defecate in a different lavatory.

by Guacamole Nigga Sex Penis March 20, 2019

Double Bubble Toilet Trouble

This is the occurrence where one individual is sitting on the toilet either urinating or defecating and another individual needs to urinate. The first individual leans back to allow the second individual to urinate between the others legs. Thus saving time and energy. This act is never to be spoken of.

1:I need to pee
2: But I'm taking a shit
1: Double Bubble Toilet Trouble?
2: *nods*

by artoxic November 30, 2011

Toilet Baby

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.

After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.

by Benicio Del Torro April 11, 2009

Cum toilet

A person that is used for a semen depository or disposal receptacle in one or every orifice by one or multiple partners.

She is a real cum toilet or Me Mike and Dave used that bitch for a cum toilet

by El Heffy March 19, 2010

kara tointon

A sexy, gorgeous, mysterious Brit actress. Makes quite a few appearances in the dreams of random blokes.

Usually tied to that ex-Busted bloke, James Bourne.

That girl is fit but she's no Kara Tointon!

by jrls May 28, 2005

toisan

The Cantonese version of Taishan, a region in China close to Hong Kong that speak the Toisan language; A region of poor farmers that ride motorcycles around; An extremely hot type of asian girls and pimping asian guys.

"Man, this girl has 50 guys after her.
What do you expect, she's Toisan."

by Ecchi January 1, 2006

Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016