Piss Tornado

When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.

Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!

Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.

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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!

Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!

by Palutena May 12, 2014

Leaf Tornado

Leaf Tornado is what you say when someone’s hella annoying meaning that you are adding them to your leaf tornado list. (A tornado from all the leaves on the floor aimed at someone because that is how much they annoy you)

Reema: Daisy mae is such a bitch

Amaya: I know, leaf tornado smh.

by nowayamaya December 2, 2018

clit torture

The act of causing pain to a woman’s clit in order to give sexual satisfaction to either the woman receiving it or the person giving the clit torture to the woman. A wide variety of methods can be used to achieve this such as applying creams like icy hot or tiger balm, slapping, pinching, twisting and squeezing with the fingers, the use of clothes pins on it, book binder clips placed on it, the application of a tens unit, binding the clit with small thin rope or rubber bands and some even like to insert needles into! Or what ever method that you can think of that gives you sexual satisfaction.

I gave my girlfriend some clit torture last night, she always cums from it!

by Gerlad69 March 12, 2021

Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

Tickle Torture

When a victim is tied up, normaly on a rack, bed, chair or a special device made for tickling and the victim is tied on it with rope, chains and hand-cuffs, in a bondage method, and tickled mercilessly. Usually, the victim gets their feet scratched, scrubbed with brushes, tickled with feather etc, and pictures are taken, both still and moving. Rarely does sex occur, although errections and urination may.

Olivia tickle tortured Emma so much that Emma peed!

by WikiLover999 August 2, 2022

post meal torpor

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.

Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.

by RJH August 26, 2006

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011