sack of oats

A burlap sack with the appearance of a sack of oats, yet containing a "rocket gun". Concealment of illegal substances such as marijuana or crack in what appears to be a harmless burlap sack.

Officer: Sir, license and registration please, and could you please tell me what is in the backseat of the vehicle.

Bassline: That's just a sack of oats.

by Bassline May 25, 2006

douche sack

someone/something that is worse than a douche bag

He's so awful he's not a douche bag- he's a douche sack

by T Locrto October 24, 2009

gum sack

When your ball sack is mushy and slacky thus looking and feeling like a piece of gum

Gerard's gum sack was a result of the warm humid weather

by brodan joven November 3, 2009

sack nav

In-built biological navigation system used by the male of the species to find a mate. Generally initiated by combining a state of over-laden plums with a large intake of alcohol.

'Peter's going round the dancefloor like a dog with two dicks. Yeah, he must have switched on the Sack Nav'

by gavos March 4, 2009

Sack Dipping

The sexual act of dipping ones ballsack into another man/womans anus, while squatting over them. Giving the illusive effect of dipping your ballsack.

Guy1: Woah bro, I was so wasted last night! I went sack dipping
Guy2: Thats just wrong..

by Dr.Gerb April 21, 2010

bum sack

A sack that four or more bums crap in because they have no toilet

paper or plastic and sucks if rips

by Mich2 September 8, 2005

ball sack

hairy, hangy; unusual, disfigured sack that hangs precariously from a male penis. usually accumulate sweat and the smell of human feces.

i licked a ball sack. then i barfed.

by Chrysti March 1, 2004